Best Spam E-mail Ever

This just arrived:

From: FontaoJesus, C.M.
Date: 12.04.2010 19:22

Subject: HELLO!

“WE OFFER LOAN AS LOW AS 3.05% FOR MORE INFO REGARDING OUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS, SEND US AN EMAIL TO THE EMAIL LISTED IN THIS MESSAGE CONTENT. CONTACT US DIRECTLY VIA THE EMAIL IN OUR CONTACT DETAILS BELOW.

Mark Obioma
Star Loan Company”

Perfection.